Wednesday, 25 September 2013

funny christmas greetings

  • A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
    It makes no noise at all,But softly
    gives itself away While quite unselfish
    it grows small
  • Santa iz just like every other man
    Comes and goes in less than 5 min
    eats ur food,calls u a Ho
    leaves before you get up.
  • Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistleto.
  • Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth
    can neither change nor end;
    the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
    the love of friend for friend.
  • The Blessings of Peace
    The Beauty of Hope
    The Spirit of Love
    The Comfort of Faith
    May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
  • Christmas is the day for blessings and love
    So let us do not overload priest
    Celebrate the Christmas here with party
    Merry Christmas to you
  • Christmas is truly full of wonders.
    It makes all of my savings disappear!
    That is the Christmas magic
    Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first... your money or your feet.
  • I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
  • Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present :). Wishing you a Merry Christmas and hoping joy and prosperity find their way to your home.

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