funny christmas greetings

• A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
  It makes no noise at all,But softly
  gives itself away While quite unselfish
  it grows small
• Santa iz just like every other man
  Comes and goes in less than 5 min
  eats ur food,calls u a Ho
  leaves before you get up.
• Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistleto.
• Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth
  can neither change nor end;
  the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
  the love of friend for friend.
• The Blessings of Peace
  The Beauty of Hope
  The Spirit of Love
  The Comfort of Faith
  May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
• Christmas is the day for blessings and love
  So let us do not overload priest
  Celebrate the Christmas here with party
  Merry Christmas to you
• Christmas is truly full of wonders.
  It makes all of my savings disappear!
  That is the Christmas magic
  Merry Christmas
• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first... your money or your feet.
• I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
• Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
• Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present :). Wishing you a Merry Christmas and hoping joy and prosperity find their way to your home.