Funny Christmas Greetings

1. Christmas is a contest to observe which gives out first - your money or your foot.
   
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2. Never be anxious about the size of your Christmas hierarchy. In the eyes of kids, they are all 25 feet far above the ground.
   
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3. You make out re getting aged, as soon as Santa starts looking younger.
   
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4. Next to a four-sided figure there ain't nothing that throng up and tears out earlier than the Christmas courage.
   
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5. What time Christmas bells are ringing & the sprite himself is mild.
   
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6. There has been only single Christmas - the take it easy are anniversaries.
   
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7. Santa is very happy because he knows where all the bad girls live.
   
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8. Santa went to the Doc with a problem.
   Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
   Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
   Doctor: Well you’re in luck because I've got just the cream for that!
   
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9. A lady walks into a bar & asks for a double entendre ......So the barman gives her one.
   
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10. Question: Why did the small girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
    Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
    
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